There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Tis the season to be shit faced tra la la la la, la la la, la.
(not at my place lets go to your place tra la la la la, la la la, la)
I used to be really indecisive, but now I'm just not sure.
Your mind is the second thing to go. (what's the first thing?) I don't remember.
When I was young I used to think life sucked, now I'm older, and I know it does.
If you want to have a good time on the fourth, buy a fifth on the third!